MaryKate and Ashley Shimmer Plus All Over Color Eye Pencil in Harmony

I bought this new eyeshadow pencil thing, hoping that it wouldn't matter that it was from MaryKate and Ashley, who I know are evil, but I am disappointed. The color's fun, a nice goldy green sort of color that's perfect for spring, but doesn't last worth crap, and the glitters are much bigger than they look, which means they keep getting into my eyes and blinding me. First they take away my Future Husband, then they blind me. Is there no end to their evilness? They need to learn that there's a difference between 'shimmer' and 'glitter' and 'glitter' is a much larger piece of shny stuff and can fall into an eye and damage a cornea. And they don't ever wash off. Shimmer washes off, but these glitter bits-- I've washed my face twice, used makeup remover, and slept a while night since I put it on without reapplying it at all, and it's still all glittery.

These points make me less willing to overlook the fact that the pencil is big enough to require a massive sharpener. 

Bummer that my first post is an unhappy one.

This is what happens when we're talking about Shakespeare and there's garden impliments around...

Something cooler next time, I promise!