Notes to my future husband

I was just watching a jewelry commercial, one of the ones where there's a big deal about presenting the ring, and then she opens the little velvet box and it's brown diamonds. I would be so sad if I was given brown diamonds, because I don't like them--and you, my future husband, should know that, because you know me.

See, I wear a lot of jewelry. I have a wide range of jewelry I like. Brown diamonds are fine, but I don't like them. If you don't know that, when I talk about jewelry a lot, I can only assume you aren't paying attention.

Love,

Me