List: Things I can do

Because sooner or later, ever skill will come in handy, I can...

• do The Blockhead Trick, where I push a nail into my nose.
• make amazingly consistent wafflecones by hand, without a mold, on up to four bakers at one time.
• set up and maintain a freshwater fishtank.
• walk a mile and a half in well under twenty minutes without feeling all that winded.
• bind books using Coptic stitch, or dental floss, or an old Italian journal technique.
• identify most semi-precious stones you're likely to find by sight, and know their main physical and metaphysical properties.
• find information on almost any topic.
• read four novels in a week.
• write haiku on demand.
• passably do several basic bellydance moves.
• play piano.
• count in Japanese, Spanish, and Swedish.
• say thank you in around seven different languages. Or at least hello.
• tell you far more than you ever wanted to know about The X-Files.
• make paper from various supplies.
• write with both hands--and with the same handwriting, if I'm using chalk on a board.
• play Rockband like a beast, when it's a song I like, and it's on Easy.
• crochet.
• quilt, in several different styles.
• quote Princess Bride almost line for line.
• sleep almost anywhere.
• make a pie from scratch.
• drink an entire pot of tea in one sitting.
• make my own soymilk (or nutmilks) from scratch.
• embroider in a number of different stitches.
• make hairpin lace.
• do my hair in victory rolls.
• make jam out of almost anything.
• debone a chicken in three minutes, when there's a reason to.
• understand Dewey Decimal and Library of Congress classification systems.
• speak in a Scottish accent.
• identify most Brits, down to region, by accent.
• make my own nail polish.
• tell you more than you thought existed about tea.
• do 'Filipino pole dancing'.
• sing the Quadratic Equation.
• sing "Because I Could Not Stop for Death" to the tune of Gilligan's Island.
• read French. Somehow.
• do sun salutations.
• theoretically block a knife-wielding attacker.
• make a ring, from silver sheet, a stone, and some wire.
• pack two weeks' worth of clothes and toiletries into one bag.
• make bread from scratch.
• chop wood.
• make bowls, plates and vases on a pottery wheel.
• build and fire my own kiln.
• make bricks from mud.
• grow almost anything that has a seed.
• polish sterling silver chemically, with stuff already in most homes.
• make coil and pinch pots, and burnish them until they're waterproof without glaze.
• identify a large number of world flags.
• make a loom and weave on it.
• make basic yarn.
• read an archaeological site map.
• tell the difference between skulls of several versions of humans.
• untangle even the worst knots.
• glue things back together so that they can be used again.
• jump rope.
• blow bubbles with gum.
• roll my tongue.

What can you do? Lists like this are awesome for making you feel like you actually do have skills, lemme tell you what.