Things Yuki feels strongly about today

I'm subletting dogsitting while L is at work (she's dogsitting because N&S are in Japan), and the dogs are being a dream. It's Yuki, the super-cute evil, evil kitty who is being most entertaining. Here's her:

That page she's sitting on? The list of things she feels strongly about, which includes:

• People moving past her
• Her food bowl still being in a new place
• Not being fed
• Not being fed quickly enough
• Dogs moving past her
• Cornbread
• Being told the cornbread isn't for her
• Being told the corncread crumbs aren't for her
• Dogs getting water
• Dogs going outside
• Dogs coming inside
• Other cats moving past her
• Me taking a picture of her for my blog
• Being told the treats are for Vaksa, not her
• Being told she can't have my water because she has her own
• Being allowed to sit on both the pen and this list
• Being told to move off the list
• Vaksa barking
• Me telling Vaksa to hush
• Me noticing that she's head-bumping my knee
• Vaksa playing with Lev on the carpet
• Vaksa playing with Lev on the floor

And I'm only half way through the day!