- All white everything
- So minimalist that it looks like no one lives there
- Everything so matchy-matchy that it looks like a Rooms To Go catalog that someone styled within an inch of its life
- Huge three-story ceilings--that is SO MUCH wasted space right in the middle of your house
- Eighty-eight rooms in a house for a couple with no kids
- All the High End Kitchen stuff--granite counter tops, stainless steel appliances, huge dark-wood cabinets*
- Cement-grey walls when they're not made of cement
- All the appliances out of sight
- The house looking exactly like your neighbors' outside, and standing right next to them because property lines are so close
- Blank walls
*when someone references any of these things on House Hunters, we all yell "take a shot!" even when we're not drinking
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