Tuesday, October 13, 2009

letters to the aether

Dear cats,
That's just a lizard, and it's on the other side of double-insulated glass, and it doesn't even notice you. I know you're aware that there are approximately seven billion lizards on the back porch, because you crash into the window about seven billion times a day trying to hunt through the previously-mentioned double-insulated glass.

Continuing to do so only makes us think you're incapable of learning, and we know that's not true.

Wait until one of the little beasties crawls through that gap by the door, then have at it; the rest of the time, kindly stop knocking everything off all the desks.

Love,
Me

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