Saturday, October 6, 2012

Shonagonisms: Things to assume to make the world more interesting

  • Everything vague someone says is actually all they are allowed to say before they give away national secrets (thanks, XKCD!)
  • Those strange lights you see out of the corner of your eye when you're overtired are actually reflected off things in a close-parallel universe
  • Whenever the internet slows down, it's because someone is borrowing your data to contact alien life
  • Cats speak a tonal language that communicates over long distances and so have contact to all other cats with very little effort
  • Beer really is a proof that God wants us to be happy
  • Weird people are only weird because they're newly-arrived visitors from the future who don't quite understand how we do things yet
  • Birds are constantly telling us everyone's secrets, but we just don't understand them
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